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  1. Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.

    The pump attendant who knows nothing about Golf or Tiger Woods says "Top of the morning to yer sir"

    Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle to fill his car.

    As he does so 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.

    "What are they" asks the attendant

    "They are called tees" replied tiger "They are for resting my balls on when i am driving"

    "F**k me" says the Irishman "BMW think of everything"

  2. An Octopus walked into a bar and says " I can paly any musical Instrument you like"

    Englishman hands him a guitar which he play better than Jimi Hendrix.

    Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.

    Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes - the octopus fumbles about for a few minutes and the scotsman says "Whats the matter can ye no play it"

    The octopus says "Play it? Im gonna f**k her brains out once ive got her pyjamas off"

  3. This is it, the opportunity of a lifetime. You can be the proud owner of Britney Spears' hair, extensions, the Omega clipper used to cut it all off and even the can of Red Bull she was drinking at the time. You also get her blue Bic Lighter and this valuable domain and website to use for publicity purposes. This is the Ultimate Britney Spears Experience! It is a piece of history that can not be duplicated!

    http://buybritneyshair.com/

  4. What kind of forum is it?  And fyi, members here are from all over - not just the US...  so don't exclude them  :lol:

    General Discusion Forum Films,Games Consoles,Music,Etc we also have Live Radio with our own DJ twice a week also games Arcade.

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