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Misheard Lyrics


Shawn

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It might be the right title or not. Beyond the world of "Excuse me while i kiss the sky" is a pile of misheard songs that have a totally new meaning as a result.

What sparked this? Lola. L-O-L-A Lola.

I 'm not sure why, but I never caught in the lyrics before this weekend that Lola was a dude. It has changed the entire meaning of the song. :lol:

Some others I used to screw up:

Half of the Nirvana catalogue - no particular words, just garble

Cranberries "Free to decide" - Freezing inside

John Mellencamp's Authority Song - So many lyrical miscues it would take too long

Neilk Diamond's Cracklin' Rosie "get on board" - "peed on the border"

Anyone else have mental blocks in the toybox?

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Thats when sport was a sport

And groovin was groovinAnd dancin meant everything

We were young and we were improvinLaughtin laughtin with our friends

Holding hands meant somethin baby

Years ago, I actually got into an arguement in a bar with a black woman who swore the lyric was "spook"!! Played the song on the jukebox several times in a effort to prove it to me.

:D

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I cannot find it anymore.

I used to have a site filled with these, anonther one than is allready mentioned.

The funniest thing I remember, was someone who understood Jimmy Hendrix singing:

'excuse me, while I kiss this guy'

(kiss the sky)

BTW: My daughter was about 8 years old when she came home, singing:

We will, we will fuck you...... :bigsmile:

Unfortunately our cousine was older when she sat in a discotheque in France, knowing no French, and singing: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, se soir....... :wub:

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  • 1 month later...
Anyone else have mental blocks in the toybox?

Yeah. I think these guys are saying 'Lindsay Lohan Has Big Ass Titties", but I thought those offensive words were outlawed after Superbowl 2004 :lol:

http://www.lohanfreestyle.com/

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