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Serial Bride


Jim Colyer

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She loves weddings
She loves them so much
She keeps having them
She can't get enough
Bill was her first
It lasted 6 weeks
They went and eloped
Her mamma freaked

Serial Bride
Been married 4 times
I was number 3
She's scouting number 5
Serial Bride
Better or for worse
Sickness and in health
Forever, of course

Sam was her second
He knew how to drink
Addicted to porn
A missing link
Fred was her fourth
Been married before
Had 7 kids
Hung out with whores

Serial Bride
Been married 4 times
I was number 3
She's scouting number 5
Serial Bride
Better or for worse
Sickness and in health
Forever, of course

Bridge:
She loves the cakes
She loves the rice
She loves the gowns
Honeymoons are nice
She loves her husbands
The invitations
She loves her rings
The long vacations

Serial Bride
Been married 4 times
I was number 3
She's scouting number 5
Serial Bride
Better or for worse
Sickness and in health
Forever, of course

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