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She Loves Animals


Jim Colyer

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She said She Loves Animals
Wants to work in a zoo
She majored in zoology
Like animal lovers do
She grew up with dogs and cats
Spent money on dog food
She fed a tank full of goldfish
Loves her cockatoo

She Loves Animals
Hippos, elephants and bears
Lions, tigers and monkeys
Anything with fur
She and I can't make it
I don't share her sympathies
I don't get off on giraffes
I despise those horrid beasts

She preaches animal rights
Eats only vegetables
Protects scorpions and insects
Yeah, they're animals
I've read the science books
I know evolution's true
Still, I ain't sleeping
With no damn baboon

She Loves Animals
Hippos, elephants and bears
Lions, tigers and monkeys
Anything with fur
She and I can't make it
I don't share her sympathies
I don't get off on hippos
I despise those horrid beasts

Bridge:
The only animals I don't hate
Are the ones cooked on my plate
Fried, broiled and grilled
Roasted, steamed and baked

She Loves Animals
Hippos, elephants and bears
Lions, tigers and monkeys
Anything with fur
She and I can't make it
I don't share her sympathies
I don't get off on gators
I despise those horrid beasts

Rap:
Get off your high horse, honey
Come over here and ride me
I'll never step on your foot
Whee-e-e-e-e-e!

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