The Random Thread

[method77]

I'm really hungry

[jipper]

i just had some chocolate cake

/me np epstein - punal

ps, method you get that harmonic 33?

[method77]

no but I will tomorrow. I had many albums in queueueueue

I need food now. I'm too lazy to make anything. No milk to eat the cereal either. I'll have to go to sleep to forget my hunger

[jipper]

dood...what do you have in teh kitchen yo

[method77]

I have a corn, mustard, kethcup, something that I can't recognise, apple juice, 2 peppers, cereal and many bottles of alcohol. I also have a variety of spices, sauces and many packages of spaghetti and rice. Bread turned green so that's out

I'm too scared to open a bowl that's in the refrigerator right beside the smoked cheese I bought yesterday

[jipper]

rice is ight to munch on

[method77]

oh how I love that painting that a girl made me last week

[method77]

rice needs boiling. I need something now. Without me moving away from the keyboard and the cat that's sleeping on my foot

[method77]

maybe it's time for some clever guy to invent that thing they had in Star Trek that brought you food

[Malicious Intent]

Eat the cat.

[method77]

cats don't taste good

[Malicious Intent]

avoid the fur and you will be fine

[method77]

still, it needs cooking

[Malicious Intent]

Do mouthfuls at a time on a cigarrete lighter. It will taste a bit of fluid, but its all food.

[rainbowdemon]

I went to Wendy's today.

[Redneck4sure]

They serve dog meat...not cats.

[Kooperman]

I have a corn, mustard, kethcup, something that I can't recognise, apple juice, 2 peppers, cereal and many bottles of alcohol. I also have a variety of spices, sauces and many packages of spaghetti and rice. Bread turned green so that's out

I'm too scared to open a bowl that's in the refrigerator right beside the smoked cheese I bought yesterday

Brings back memories of my college days.

[Redneck4sure]

Brings back memories of my college days.

and the wagon ride to class? :D

[Kooperman]

and the wagon ride to class? :D

In college I always fell right back off the wagon by Sunday evening....

[Redneck4sure]

Tough landing was it?

[Tiremonkey2000]

Rat burger from mcDonalds :rotfl:

[Redneck4sure]

Rat burger from mcDonalds :rotfl:

I had one of those today. The main problem is the tails are too crunchy for a redneck since we have only a couple of teeth. If you open that baby up, remove the tail, add ketchup.....you're good to go. :)

[Wolfie]

I went to Wendy's today.

How was she?

[Ken]

maybe it's time for some clever guy to invent that thing they had in Star Trek that brought you food

While I may not be a "Trek Geek" as the label goes, oh how I wish I had some of the fantasy technology they had.

A fucking replicator? Are you kidding me?

I'd replicate $999,999,999,999,999,999,999 USD, burn it, then do it again just for fun.

I'd also replicate a true army of iguanas and take over...........well...........I’ll settle for my backyard but really, the sky is the limit.

In any event method, you could get some milk for your cereal.

[Redneck4sure]

In any event method, you could get some milk for your cereal.

He may use the alcohol for his cereal. <_>