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Jim Colyer

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I don't care how old I am
I don't care how young you are
You're pretty and you can sing
I'll make you a star
These guys today are pansies
They can't please a woman
Half of them are gay
Come be my lover

I'll be your Father Figure
I've got gas in my tank
I'll be your Father Figure
I've got money in the bank
I'll be your Father Figure
Come sit on daddy's lap
I'll be your Father Figure
I'll even learn to rap

Wanna travel? we'll see the world
Wanna make it in Nashville?
Play the Grand Ole Opry?
I'll get you a record deal
You want a baby? I'll be its daddy
I can do it if you're on top
I'll even change diapers
Clean house till I drop

I'll be your Father Figure
I've got gas in my tank
I'll be your Father Figure
I've got money in the bank
I'll be your Father Figure
Come sit on daddy's lap
I'll be your Father Figure
I'll even learn to rap

I'll be your Father Figure
And if you're young enough
I'll be your grandfather Figure
That's right

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I'll be your Father Figure
I've got gas in my tank
I'll be your Father Figure
I've got money in the bank
I'll be your Father Figure
Come sit on daddy's lap
I'll be your Father Figure
I'll even learn to rap

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