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Mean, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman. :D

Stolen from Tony Joe White....... :read this:

POLK SALAD ANNIE

Tony Joe White

(words & music by Tony Joe White)

(Recitation)

If some of ya'll never been down South too much...

I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this, so that you'll understand

What I'm talking about

Down there we have a plant that grows out in the

woods and the fields,

looks somethin' like a turnip green.

Everybody calls it Polk salad. Polk salad.

Used to know a girl that lived down there and

she'd go out in the evenings and pick a mess of it...

Carry it home and cook it for supper, 'cause that's about all they had to eat,

But they did all right.

Down in Louisiana Where the alligators grow so mean

There lived a girl that I swear to the world Made the alligators look tame

Polk salad Annie Polk salad Annie

Everybody said it was a shame

Cause her mama was working on the chain-gang

(a mean, vicious woman)

Everyday 'fore supper time She'd go down by the truck patch

And pick her a mess o' Polk salad And carry it home in a tote sack

Polk salad Annie 'Gators got you granny

Everybody said it was a shame

'Cause her mama was aworkin' on the chain-gang

(a wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman,

Lord have mercy. Pick a mess of it)

Her daddy was lazy and no count

Claimed he had a bad back

All her brothers were fit for was stealin' watermelons out of my truck patch

Polk salad Annie, the gators got your granny

Everybody said it was a shame

Cause her mama was a working' on the chain gang

(Sock a little polk salad to me, you know I need me a mess of it. Woh-oh-oh-ohh-oh. Good god. Chomp, chomp. Chomp, chomp. Ate her up.)

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Koop, I knew you and maybe a couple of others would recognize the quote. Before the song I always saw it spelled, "Poke". I think ole Tony Joe misspelled it.

edit: I also think he dated my wife before he wrote the song. :)

oops....here she comes.......gotta go before she sees this.

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The Pittsburgh Steelers upped their record to 9-1 by beating

the Cincinnati Bengals by the score of 19-14!!

:hyper: :frog: :frog: :jammin:

:par-taaay: :par-taaay: :partae: :horny:

I watched that game today...it was a struggle for them.

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2004 NFL Regular Season Standings after week 12

AFC

East

New England 10 1 0

NY Jets 8 3 0

Buffalo 5 6 0

Miami 2 9 0

North

Pittsburgh 10 1 0

Baltimore 7 4 0

Cincinnati 5 6 0

Cleveland 3 8 0

South

Indianapolis 8 3 0

Jacksonville 6 5 0

Houston 5 6 0

Tennessee 4 7 0

West

San Diego 8 3 0

Denver 7 4 0

Oakland 4 7 0

Kansas City 3 8 0

NFC

East

y-Philadelphia 10 1 0

NY Giants 5 6 0

Dallas 4 7 0

Washington 3 8 0

North

Green Bay 7 4 0

Minnesota 7 4 0

Detroit 4 7 0

Chicago 4 7 0

South

Atlanta 9 2 0

Carolina 4 7 0

Tampa Bay 4 7 0

New Orleans 4 7 0

West

Seattle 6 5 0

St. Louis 5 6 0

Arizona 4 7 0

San Francisco 1 10 0

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well i guess Arizona is hanging around, They are gonna give Rookie QB from Michigan John Navarre the start against Detroit. It should be intresting to see what he can do.

They still never should of benched Josh Mccown, they were riding a 2 game winning streak and now its gone cause fat albert.

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The Pittsburgh Steelers 17

The New York Jets 6

:D :lol: :hyper: :fight:

:jammin: :frog: :par-taaay: :horny:

I think the Steelers need to lose one, I'd hate to see them go into the playoffs and run into a big letdown.......they've already clinched the division and no doubt will have home field and probably a bye week going into the playoffs. Since my Chiefs will be watching the playoffs and the Super Bowl AGAIN this year I wish you the best of luck rainbowdemon on your team this year.......as long as it ain't them damned Broncos or Colts i'm okay. I'm starting to get really sick of the Patriots too.

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ya potato did u see how they won though the lions just got a touchdown and the longsnapper for the extra point muffed the snap and the holder couldnt get it in time.

Lions football classic right there

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