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Women Torture Me


Jim Colyer

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It's absolute hell
Being in love
With someone else's
Fiance or wife

It's happened 4 times
As I look back
Across the years
Of my depraved life

Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any

Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many

The first was Jonelle
A tragic lady
Knew how to suffer
Madame Bovary

The second was Karen
I had a good run
Broke up their marriage
And I got my son

Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many

The third was Dawn
Lasted 15 years
Still think about her
Cried a million tears

The fourth is Rhonda
Here we go again
But now I'm old
A sexual has-been

Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many

Coda:
At least when I die
I won't be tortured
By women no more
I'll be free at last
Thank God, free at last!

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