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[Jim Colyer]

He grew up on Beavis and Butthead
Cargo shorts and flip flops rule
Likes Beyonce, Jay-Z and Psy
Thinks Lady Gaga's Old School

A product of the New World Order
The kind of dude you should resist
He may never shake your hand
But he'll bump your fist

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Head banger
Flash them hookem horns
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Hanging out
Ever since he was born

Tried and true Obama supporter
He voted straight Democrat
Wow! He's like... Awesome, dude!
Knows where his options are at

He'll drive up in a Wrangler Jeep
Do lunch at Panera Bread
Can't wait to make an entrance
Sun glasses on his head

FIST-BUMPER
Head banger
Flash them hookem horns
FIST-BUMPER
Hanging out
Ever since he was born

Hanging out with his facebook friends
Gay friendly, but he's still not gay
He'll take your picture with his phone
Put his tattoo up in your face

His girl friend, she's a bodybuilder
Flexes her biceps in a skimpy tank top
She grabs him up, lifts him on her shoulders
Carries him around the block

FIST-BUMPER
Head banger
Flashing them hookem horns
FIST-BUMPER
Hanging out
Ever since he was born

Jim Colyer ascap