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Jim Colyer

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I got married at the local courthouse
Knowing she'd been married before
That stupid bitch divorced me
Worthless!

My own lawyer accused me of stalking
Fifteen hundred right down the drain
Never hire a woman lawyer!
Worthless!

My son called, had nothing better to do
Said I needed someone my age
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Worthless!

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Worthless!

Cops running wild on the city streets
Dogs running loose all over town
Homos bent on showing their legs
Worthless!

I lost money on the Derby winner
Thinking he would win the Preakness
Don't ever trust the horses
Worthless!

I drank 5 beers and got a DUI
Learned my lesson, I gave it up
All the booze in the world is
Worthless!

Worthless!
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Worthless!
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Worthless!

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