Paris Hilton to Publish 198-Page Memoir

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Paris Hilton is trying on a new outfit: a hard cover. The model-reality TV star is publishing a 198-page memoir, "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose," (Fireside).

Though the missing Chihuahua saga was too recent to make the book, Hilton writes about her youth as an heiress in a "really close" family. Excerpts of the book (to hit shelves Sept. 7) are printed in the Sept. 6 issue of People magazine.

"It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way," she writes. "No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was."

Read entire story here.

[Shawn]

What a waste of paper.

[Ken]

This should be interesting...................................just kidding.

Perhaps she should just make another "tape". I suppose people would buy it and hey, it's something she's good at.

[DudeAsInCool]

:rotfl:

[Ken]

By the way, is anyone else sick of seeing her ghastly painted fake smile face photo on the front page?

I know I am.

So fucking superficial, so stupid, so irritating.

[bmc]

i could see it now .....

chapter 7 fun at the mall

Like, this one time i was at this mall, and it was so hot, but i found these shorts, and it wasnt like hot anymore. nicky was like "oh paris look at that guy over there hes so hot" "you should have him in your next video"

i sure hope theres pictures

Edited August 27, 2004 by bmc152003

[Wolfie]

i could see it now .....

chapter 7 fun at the mall

Like, this one time i was at this mall, and it was so hot, but i found these shorts, and it wasnt like hot anymore. nicky was like "oh paris look at that guy over there hes so hot" "you should have him in your next video"

i sure hope theres pictures

I bet the most used single word in the entire book would be "like" (not including the verb usage). ;)

[Amber]

I'm sorry but I think this chick is the dog ugliest girl in the public eye right now. I mean damn...wtf did she do other than screw some dork and now she's plastered every f'in where. Why not bring on someone with more than $$$$. Like......that one gal off of 2fast 2furious, now she's beautiful, brainy and funny.

[bmc]

I'm sorry but I think this chick is the dog ugliest girl in the public eye right now. I mean damn...wtf did she do other than screw some dork and now she's plastered every f'in where. Why not bring on someone with more than $$$$. Like......that one gal off of 2fast 2furious, now she's beautiful, brainy and funny.

hell yeah she is whats her name

[SamJam]

I'm sorry but I think this chick is the dog ugliest girl in the public eye right now.

I guess someone had to take Tori Spellings place.... :bigsmile:

[Wolfie]

I'm sorry but I think this chick is the dog ugliest girl in the public eye right now. I mean damn...wtf did she do other than screw some dork and now she's plastered every f'in where. Why not bring on someone with more than $$$$. Like......that one gal off of 2fast 2furious, now she's beautiful, brainy and funny.

Which one? There were two that I can remember from that flick. The asian girl and undercover cop one.

[bmc]

the asian one is hot, they are both hot i was wondering the asian chics name

[Wolfie]

Her name is Devon Aoki.

[Amber]

I meant the undercover lady :D That other one is only like 16 I thought????

[Ken]

I was really hoping those bees would have finished her off.

Even Damon Wayans' hopes for a brutal end to Paris Hilton were crushed.

[Wolfie]

I meant the undercover lady :D That other one is only like 16 I thought????

The other one is Eva Mendes and she is pretty cute too. Devon might look a bit young, but her bio says she's 22. ;)

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Paris bares even more

Is there anything we don't know already about ubiquitous heiress and Simple Life star Paris Hilton?

How about:

• She has naturally curly hair that she has blown out straight at the salon several times a week.
  
• She has "clown" feet (size 11).
  
• She frequently rides the New York subway. (But never in the summer, when it's especially fragrant.)
  

All this and more can be found in Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose (Fireside/Simon & Schuster, $22).

Read entire story here.

[Redneck4sure]

[*]She has "clown" feet (size 11).

If she reads what you said about her.........she'll kick your ass! :rolleyes: