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  • 4 weeks later...

Mommy, mommy, mommy....

a kid comes in while his mother is working hard

Yes my son

God, is he a man or a woman?

Well I don’t know..... I think a little bit of both....

the kid goes outside to play again.

A few minutes later the kid comes back in

Mommy, mommy, mommy....

And what is it now again..

God, mommy, is he black or white?

Well I don’t know..... I think a little bit of both....

the kid goes outside to play again, but right away it comes back

Mommy, mommy, mommy....

Yes!

Mommy, God, is that Michael Jackson?

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