Redneck's New Ride

[CTC Command]

Saw this tonight at the tractor pull at the North Stonington Fair in CT, and immediately thought of our favorite resident redneck.

Maybe Redneck4sure could trade in his donkey for a Caddy like this! :D

[DudeAsInCool]

Pretty snazzy...

[joeyz]

Saw this tonight at the tractor pull at the North Stonington Fair in CT, and immediately thought of our favorite resident redneck.

Maybe Redneck4sure could trade in his donkey for a Caddy like this! :D

Ol Red will never give up his donkey... it's dual purpose... does things for him no tractor can....

[desdemona]

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Kenny Chesney

Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun

Over by the gate lordy here she comes

With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea

I make a little room and she climbs on up

Open up a throttle and stir a little dust

Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always starin' at me

While I'm chuggin' along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light

Take it to the barn put it up for the night

Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on

She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is

She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids

One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always starin' at me

While I'm chuggin' along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks

But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's

She thinks my tractor's sexy

It really turns her on

She's always starin' at me

While I'm chuggin' along

She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land

She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan

She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy

[DudeAsInCool]

Redneck's carlock

[Redneck4sure]

Saw this tonight at the tractor pull at the North Stonington Fair in CT, and immediately thought of our favorite resident redneck. 

Maybe Redneck4sure could trade in his donkey for a Caddy like this!  :D

Ol Red will never give up his donkey... it's dual purpose... does things for him no tractor can....

It is a good lookin' tractor 4sure but you are right joeyz. I couldn't trade my mule. It took me years to get her stump broke.

[Redneck4sure]

Redneck's carlock

I know a repo guy that towed away a car that was chained to a pole like that. The pole was holding up the second floor balcony at the apartment complex. The key word is "was" holding up the second floor balcony.