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The Teenagers - Homecoming (2007)

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The Teenagers are a French indie-synthpop band formed in late 2005, originally as a joke. They achieved some degree of notoriety with the song "Homecoming" for its explicit language and arguably misogynistic content, according to Wikipedia.

Hard to believe that people take their lyrics seriously - it's obviously a put-on.

[male] "last week, I flew to san diego to see my auntie.

on day one, I met her hot step-daughter.

she's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan.

as she stepped out of her massive car,

I could only notice she was more than fuckable.

I think she was coming back from the game or something,

'cause she was holding those silly pom-poms

on day two, I fucked her, and it was wild.

she's such a slut."

[chorus]

[male] I fucked my american cunt

[female] I loved my english romance

[male] I fucked my american cunt

[female] I loved my english romance

[male] it was dirty, a dream came true

just like I like it, she's got nice tits

[female] it was perfect, a dream came true

just like a song by blink 182

[female] "ok, listen girls:

I met the hottest guy ever.

basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV,

I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?

anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

and the cutest british accent ever.

straight away, I could tell he was rocker

from his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me.

mmmmmm, he is totally awesome!

oh my god, I think i'm in love"

[chorus]

[male] I fucked my american cunt

[female] I loved my english romance

[male] I fucked my american cunt

[female] I loved my english romance

[male] it was dirty, a dream came true

just like I like it, she's got nice tits

[female] it was perfect, a dream came true

just like a song by blink 182

[male] I fucked my american cunt

[female] I loved my english romance

[male] I fucked my american cunt

[female] I loved my english romance

[male] "it was so nice to meet you"

[female] "the pleasure was all mine, I do like you

come to cancun for spring break"

[male] "I'll think about it, it could be great"

[female] "and don't forget to send me a friend request!"

[male] "as if!"

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