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Astronaut Arrested On Attempted Kidnapping & Battery Charges

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A NASA astronaut is being held without bail after police say she attacked her rival for another astronaut's attention at Orlando International Airport Monday.

Lisa Marie Nowak drove more than 12 hours from Texas to meet the 1 a.m. flight of a younger woman who had also been seeing the astronaut Nowak pined for, according to Orlando police.

Nowak -- who was a mission specialist on a Space Shuttle Discovery flight last summer -- was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show. They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive. Reports show that after U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman's flight arrived, Nowak followed her to the airport's Blue Lot for long-term parking, tried to get into Shipman's car and then doused her with pepper spray.

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issues...she's got serious issues. When Shawn defends her in court, I anticipate the old gamma ray defense.

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issues...she's got serious issues. When Shawn defends her in court, I anticipate the old gamma ray defense.

:lol:

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A NASA astronaut is being held without bail after police say she attacked her rival for another astronaut's attention at Orlando International Airport Monday.

Lisa Marie Nowak drove more than 12 hours from Texas to meet the 1 a.m. flight of a younger woman who had also been seeing the astronaut Nowak pined for, according to Orlando police.

Nowak -- who was a mission specialist on a Space Shuttle Discovery flight last summer -- was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show. They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive. Reports show that after U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman's flight arrived, Nowak followed her to the airport's Blue Lot for long-term parking, tried to get into Shipman's car and then doused her with pepper spray.

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Yea, this was a really sick story. I heard on the news this morning, that Colleen Shipman was from the town where Joe and I grew up! Nowak has to be sick, especially wearing diapers for the trip. She needs some serious help.

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They let her out on bond? How can you seriously say that an astronaut is not a flight risk?

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They let her out on bond? How can you seriously say that an astronaut is not a flight risk?

:thumbsup:

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They let her out on bond? How can you seriously say that an astronaut is not a flight risk?

*Audible groan*

Wouldn't it take longer to buy the nappies than to stop and pee?

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Slate's Explainer takes a look at the question: Do Astronaut's Have Sex" :lol:

...If astronauts have had space sex, it would have been very difficult. First off, there isn't much privacy up there. A regular shuttle is about as big as a 737, and the two main areas—the crew cabin and middeck—are each the size of a small office. The bathroom is little more than a seat with a curtain, and there aren't any closed rooms where two people could retreat. The space station, on the other hand, has a little more room to operate. The three-person crew generally splits up for sleeping time: Two of them bed down in a pair of tiny crew cabins at one end of the station, and the third might jump in a sleeping bag at the other end, almost 200 feet away. (The panel-and-strap design of a space bed might not be that conducive to lovemaking.) Astronauts also have a demanding work schedule, leaving them with little time or energy for messing around. Space-station crews do get time off on weekends, though, when they can watch movies, read books, play games, "and generally have a good time."

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Slate's Explainer takes a look at the question: Do Astronaut's Have Sex" :lol:

and SG sez 'who cares?'

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and SG sez 'who cares?'

you wouldnt want to fly to the moon with me? :lol:

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oh sorry, Dude, i meant REAL astronauts. i'd always fly to the moon w/you. :wub:

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oh sorry, Dude, i meant REAL astronauts. i'd always fly to the moon w/you. :wub:

Thank God. Apparently, REAL Astronauts are fighters, not lovers :lol:

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Wouldn't it take longer to buy the nappies than to stop and pee?

Anyone who's ever taken a long driving trip with a woman knows there's no better diuretic than an interstate highway!!

:throwrock:

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Anyone who's ever taken a long driving trip with a woman knows there's no better diuretic than an interstate highway!!

:throwrock:

:lol: i don't.

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