Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter

[Wolfie]

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney.ap/index.html

:bigsmile:

[Shawn]

You Americans need tighter gun control to keep weapons away from these crazies.

[method77]

discussion just before the "accident":

Harry: So Dick, how is your war on terror coming along?

Dick: BAM!

[Wolfie]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Shawn]

;)

[Kooperman]

The only ammunition the government allowed vice-presidents Spiro Agnew and Gerald Ford to have was golf balls and they used to pelt the hell out of people with them. I think Dubya needs to tell Barney Fife Cheney to put the shotgun shells in his pocket....and take up ping pong.

[Kooperman]

Since this was a shotgun accident I believe we can kill two birds, or bystanders, with one stone here. While pondering this incident I also started thinking about Dick Cheney's other favorite sport, torture. Immediately I thought of a theme song for this Cheney moment, one that will satisfy the two passions of the Big Dick. That song is by Junior Walker & the All-Stars, and it's title is Shotgun. It's mostly instrumental, but I know the lyrics which would really drive the torturelust of the moment for the VP are:

I said, shotgun

Shoot 'em 'fore he runs, now

Do the jerk, baby

Do the jerk, now

Hey!

Short, to the point and brutal...just like Pulp Fiction for executives....do the jerk, baby.

[method77]

nothing would happen if Chuck Norris was there

Nice one Shawn

[The Hunter]

I shouldnt do this but i will anyways, and steal the pic. Giving full credit of course.

[Kooperman]

Here's a more accurate picture of the 5 deferment stalker, Dick "Elmer Fudd" Cheney:

[Wolfie]

Isn't he suppose looking for this wabbit?

[Kooperman]

Here's Dick's recommended pre-hunt meal....

[Kooperman]

He's coming to get you soon....especially you cwazy libewals.

[method77]

http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/

:bigsmile:

[DudeAsInCool]

http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/

:bigsmile:

:good job:

[CTC Command]

Here's a more accurate picture of the 5 deferment stalker, Dick "Elmer Fudd" Cheney:

Whatta maroon!

[method77]

medieval Dick

http://medievaldick.ytmnd.com/

[method77]

btw CTC that Brian pic is probably the funniest scene in cinema history

[Wolfie]

http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/

:bigsmile:

I especially like the pump action musket.

[MxRob]

It was a hunting accident accident from what they said. It could actually happen that way and anyone thats been hunting birds before, one jumps and you fire away. It was definitely an unfortunate accident, thankfully it wasnt life threatining. Also why would we want to shoot one of our own anyway?

btw funny pics above. :bigsmile:

Edited February 14, 2006 by MxRob

[The Hunter]

Accidents are preventable with proper training. Yes I hunt birds, and that is why you must know your zone of fire. Its all proper firearm handling. Or lack thereof.

[Wolfie]

Some people might a bit more quick on the trigger than others. And not just when it comes to hunting. Hint hint to the Iranians. :rolleyes: :P

[The Hunter]

You got that right. A lesson to him. We have 2 freezers that are full of wild game, and it was all done practicing safety first.

[DudeAsInCool]

[Wolfie]

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp..._1380cheneyhunt