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Potato Posted May 9 2006, 09:13 AM

Lately I've been going there when I'm mad, so I make all these crappy decisions and now my country is sucking.

Today's United Nations Report

The Happiest Citizens in 0000 Beatking

A recent survey attempted to measure the average happiness of citizens in various nations. These results should be treated with caution, however, as results tend to fluctuate from day to day.

# Nation UN Category Motto

1. The Republic of Potatopoly Democratic Socialists "Dangerously kind."

2. The Dictatorship of Method77ia Iron Fist Socialists "Eggs and Bacon"

3. The People's Republic of CTCistan Psychotic Dictatorship "Help I'm a rock!"

4. The Oppressed Peoples of Cheapia Iron Fist Consumerists "Give us your money, keep your tired and oppressed"

Are you happy now, Mussolini?! :lol:

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The Stupidest Citizens in 0000 Beatking

The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in UN studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".

1. The Oppressed Peoples of CheapiaUN Member Iron Fist Consumerists "Give us your money, keep your tired and oppressed"

2. The People's Republic of CTCistan Psychotic Dictatorship "Help I'm a rock!"

3. The Republic of Potatopoly Democratic Socialists "Dangerously kind."

4. The Dictatorship of Method77iaUN Member Father Knows Best State "Eggs and Bacon"

:P

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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in 0000 Beatking

1. The Oppressed Peoples of CheapiaUN Member Iron Fist Consumerists "Give us your money, keep your tired and oppressed"

2. The People's Republic of CTCistan Psychotic Dictatorship "Help I'm a rock!"

3. The Republic of Potatopoly Democratic Socialists "Dangerously kind."

4.The Dictatorship of Method77iaUN Member Father Knows Best State "Eggs and Bacon"

thumb-cheese.jpg mmmmmmmm....cheese

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Today's United Nations Report

The Largest Manufacturing Sector in 0000 Beatking

# Nation UN Category Motto

1. The Oppressed Peoples of Cheapia UN Member Iron Fist Consumerists "Give us your money, keep your tired and oppressed"

2. The Republic of Potatopoly Democratic Socialists "Dangerously kind."

3. The People's Republic of CTCistan Psychotic Dictatorship "Help I'm a rock!"

4. The Dictatorship of Method77ia UN Member Libertarian Police State "Eggs and Bacon"

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It is with great sadness that I announce that our illustrious leader nation, Dictatorship of Method77ia, bit the big one 7 days ago.

Hope they weren't nuked.

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i had been meaning to pm you meth when i noticed you hadn't been active for something like 26 days. But, i was at work playing my illegal UN puppet and i spaced on the pm when I got home...:lol:

when you resurrect you will be in the region of Lazarus. just have the helicopters move you back to 0000 BeatKing, and you'll have to re-join the UN. but you'll still have your population and all the political stuff you did before you "died."

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The Highest Average Tax Rates in 0000 Beatking

Although some nations have similar tax rates for all citizens and others tax the rich much more heavily than the poor, the following provides a rough guide to the most taxing governments.

# Nation UN Category Motto

:groupwave: 1. The Oppressed Peoples of CheapiaUN Member Iron Fist Consumerists "Give us your money, keep your tired and oppressed"

:jump1: 2. The People's Republic of CTCistan Psychotic Dictatorship "Help I'm a rock!"

Regional Happenings :rip1:

* 5 days ago: The Republic of Potatopoly ceased to exist.

* 21 days ago: Method77ia lost UN Delegate status.

* 21 days ago: The Dictatorship of Method77ia ceased to exist.

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The Republic of DudeAsInCoolsVille is the wave of the future. We love the East Pacific - who needs to be in business when you can have fun? Be cool, ya' all :)

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The Republic of DudeAsInCoolsVille is the wave of the future. We love the East Pacific - who needs to be in business when you can have fun? Be cool, ya' all :)

I shall have to add you to my dossiers.

You should create a puppet and move it to 0000 BeatKing.

We have a regional board--just think! More spamming opportunities, Dude!

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DudeAsInCoolsVille named one of the nicest Republics in the world! :)

Today's United Nations Report

The Nicest Citizens in the World

UN sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

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45 thousands? Good grief man. Are you torturing women in the streets?

Not that mine is better but my integrated rape-squads keep my niceness low.

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45 thousands? Good grief man. Are you torturing women in the streets?

Not that mine is better but my integrated rape-squads keep my niceness low.

:lol: I just joined a couple days ago--I'd say that was a pretty quick climb, as there are 100,000 nations

DudeAsInCoolsville

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CTCistan is ranked 2nd in the region and 21,084th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

But, of course, The Oppressed Peoples of Cheapia is ranked 1st in the region and 9,798th in the world...

How do you do it? 99.6% of my peeps are employed sanding out old shaker chairs and tables...

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CTCistan is ranked 2nd in the region and 21,084th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

But, of course, The Oppressed Peoples of Cheapia is ranked 1st in the region and 9,798th in the world...

How do you do it? 99.6% of my peeps are employed sanding out old shaker chairs and tables...

Shaker chairs and tables are expensive!

DudeAsInCoolsVille is ranked 3rd in the region and 50,854th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens....apparently, we don't suffer fools :lol:

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