Billy Joel Looks Back On His Troubles With Alcohol

[DudeAsInCool]

http://entertainment.myway.com/celebgossip..._10_2005_1.html

[Ken]

He drank furniture polish.

Obviously he didn't drink enough of it considering he's still alive.

What is it with great musicians? Is it just me or do the majority of them suck as human beings?

[Wolfie]

At least Joel got one thing right. While on a cruise in the Caribbean, Joel was playing the piano for three women who turned out to be Elle Macpherson, Whitney Houston and Brinkley. "Whitney was this annoying 16-year-old model who kept telling me, 'Let me sing,' " the book recounts. "I kept telling her to shut up."

Now that is what I call foresight.

[Potato]

Obviously he didn't drink enough of it considering he's still alive.

What is it with great musicians? Is it just me or do the majority of them suck as human beings?

I think a lot of people suck as human beings anyways.... and the proportion of musicians that suck are somewhat representative of the general population that suck.

[DudeAsInCool]

He drank furniture polish.

I hear Lemon Pledge is kinda tasty

[KiwiCoromandel]

I hear Lemon Pledge is kinda tasty

yeah...i hear that you get a real shine on....... :)