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OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD


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WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

    * Flimsy moral standards.

    * Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.

    * Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a friend of mine, and I can tell you he did not create the universe.

The guy is retarded.

Why just the other day I told him to hand over a sauce pan, and he totally made a mess all over the floor........... and all over the curtains, arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting.

satan satan satan

I'm getting bored again...

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