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Brittney

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Hi all,

Where shall I begin? Well, my name is Brittney.

(Hence my username.) I am, obviously new to

the forums. I have been home schooled by

both of my parents throughout my entire

eighteen years of life. (In the state of Texas,

to be exact.) I, personally feel I have gained

quite a bit of moral standards for myself. (As

opposed to attending public school, I mean.)

I, as well enjoy creative writing in my spare

time.

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You have moral standards? What are you doing here?

:lol:

Just kidding, Brit. Welcome. It's good to have you onboard!!

:yup:

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:hyper: Welcome Brittney :hyper:

One thing we could do with around here is more morals, so you are going to fit in just great!

I look forward to your posts :D

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Welcome aboard, Britney!

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Well there. Now I won't be the only moral person here.

Just kidding, welcome. :)

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Welcome to Beat King Brittney!! :)

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welcome aboard

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Hello Britt and welcome to the show.............

Everyone keeps talking and saying we need more Al's here..........I checked and we don't even have one Al here......so yes, I guess we could use more Al's here.

I don't know anyone named Al, Albert or Alfred............so if you do tell them to join up cause we need more Al's here.

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Hey Brittney..............welcome, welcome...........don't be afraid...........

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Here's a nice little ditty from Hank Jr. in your honor.

I've got some fond memories of San Angelo, and I've seen some beauty queens in El Paso, but the best lookin women that I've ever seen, have all been in Texas and all wearin jeans

Chorus:

I'm a country plowboy, not an urban cowboy, and I dont ride bulls but I have fought some men, drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck and I live to love Texas women.

I thought I'd seen beauty in faraway places, till I looked upon those Houston faces, spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills, but they werent nothin like one night down in BROWNSVILLE

Repeat Chorus

I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex, and I aint seen nothin that will touch em' yet, they may be from Waco or out in Lampassas, but one thing about it they all come from Texas.

Repeat Chorus

I'm an Oiler fan not a soccer man, and my arms are red and so is my blood, and they make it boil with that soft Texas drawl and I love em all, Texas women.

-----

Alternately if Hank Jr. isn't to your liking then this is dedicated to your fellow Texan Redneck4sure. :D

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maybe we scared her off

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i tried my hardest not to post anything. *whimper* :lol:

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home schooled by

both of my parents throughout my entire

eighteen years of life. (In the state of Texas,

to be exact.) I, personally feel I have gained

quite a bit of moral standards for myself. (As

opposed to attending public school, I mean.)

texas, home-schooled (the amerikan definition) and that 21st century (USA-only) hot-button, 'MORAL STANDARDS.'

the warning signs were all there. :lol:

shithead, you're right. again. :lol:

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Hello Britt and welcome to the show.............

Everyone keeps talking and saying we need more Al's here..........I checked and we don't even have one Al here......so yes, I guess we could use more Al's here.

I don't know anyone named Al, Albert or Alfred............so if you do tell them to join up cause we need more Al's here.

We should all change our names to Al. Especially Brittney.

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A man walks down the street

He says why am I soft in the middle now

Why am I soft in the middle

The rest of my life is so hard

I need a photo-opportunity

I want a shot at redemption

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger Bonedigger

Dogs in the moonlight

Far away my well-lit door

Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly

Get these mutts away from me

You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Brittney

And Brittney when you call me

You can call me Al

A man walks down the street

He says why am I short of attention

Got a short little span of attention

And wo my nights are so long

Where's my wife and family

What if I die here

Who'll be my role-model

Now that my role-model is

Gone Gone

He ducked back down the alley

With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl

All along along

There were incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Brittney

And Brittney when you call me

You can call me Al

Call me Al

A man walks down the street

It's a street in a strange world

Maybe it's the Third World

Maybe it's his first time around

He doesn't speak the language

He holds no currency

He is a foreign man

He is surrounded by the sound

The sound

Cattle in the marketplace

Scatterlings and orphanages

He looks around, around

He sees angels in the architecture

Spinning in infinity

He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Brittney

And Brittney when you call me

You can call me Al

Call me Al

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I can't help but sing along any time I hear that.

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hi brittney...welcome to beatking..your sirname isn`t spears is it?.... :)

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:hyper: Welcome Brittney :hyper:

One thing we could do with around here is more morals, so you are going to fit in just great!

I look forward to your posts :D

me too..... :) :)

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