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Jim Colyer

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I minored in history
The study of War
Every War we fought
I was there

I fought the British
In the Revolution
I fought them again
In 1812
I fought the wetbacks
In the Mexican War
Me and James Polk
War is hell

The Civil War confused
It made no sense
Lincoln should've stopped it
Our worst president
Then came Spain
Teddy Roosevelt
I was a Rough Rider
In this event

I minored in history
The study of War
Every War we fought
I was there

The Indians were savage
They liked taking scalps
I was in the cavalry
I was there to help
I won the west
Built the railroads
I fought Sitting Bull
Spanked Geronimo

World War I
Though called the Great War
Was but a foreshadow
Of what was to come
World War II
Changed everything
I went nuclear
When it was done

I minored in history
The study of War
Every War we fought
I was there

Off to Korea
And the War of politics
Truman said we had
To contain the Communist
Vietnam was crazy
Sixty thousand died
Jane and I stopped it
LBJ lied

The wars of the Bushes
Took me to the desert
Iraq and Afghanistan
Nothing but messes
I lost the War on Terror
Muslims in the White House
Trump will save our country
Throw Obama out

I minored in history
The study of War
Every War we fought
I was there

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