Your Girl Friend's Mom

[Jim Colyer]

You see that woman
She's Your Girl Friend's Mom
That's how your girl
Will look in twenty years
It's inevitable
No way around it
You'll experience
Your worst fears

You see that fat one
She's Your Girl Friend's Mom
With the middle age spread
And the wrinkled up face
Got that double chin
And those sagging boobs
Her butt's so big
Nearly splits her pants

Women start pretty
But end up the same
TV, kids and food
Are to blame

You see that woman
She's Your Girl Friend's Mom
That's how your girl
Will look in twenty years
You'll be laying
With her in bed
She'll roll over
And crush your head

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