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*tries to break record*

:jipper::jipper::jipper::jipper::jipper::jipper::jipper::jipper::jipper:

:lol:

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*tries to break record*

:jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:  :jipper:

:lol:

method...i hope that you wash your hands afterwards........you have customers waiting...father kiwi will see you at confession later.......i`m here to help you my son...god bless... :bigsmile:

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This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When I first read that all I could think of was that I couldn't blame the guy. Who wants to be a second-rate jerkoff?

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I can't do it with my left hand :lol:

Sorry to hear about your handicap. :( Here are some other techniques you can try

http://www.very-koi.net/tutorials/masturbation_02.htm

Good luck! And many happy returns :lol:

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