English Website Helps Part-Time Prostitutes

[DudeAsInCool]

England's EBay for Sex 

By Jason Walsh  

02:00 AM Mar. 07, 2005 PT

Just as myriad swingers sites allow soccer moms to commit adultery and married men to cheat with impunity, a new British website is helping people to become part-time prostitutes.

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http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,66800,00.html

[Redneck4sure]

Put me in for $2 worth.

[DudeAsInCool]

Put me in for $2 worth.

I bid $2.50

[Redneck4sure]

$3

This ho may be rich before this is over with. I am personally prepared to spend as much as $7 is she has big ass titties and 6 teeth.

[Shawn]

I think I have your girl right here then Red.

Check out the full size photo for a full appreciation of those titties.

[KiwiCoromandel]

titties and beer...titties and beer......

[Redneck4sure]

The tits look good. How about the teeth? :)

[Shawn]

Why would you want teeth?

[Redneck4sure]

Teeth are a handicap really but the ho that has teeth generally gets mo money. :wha':

[DudeAsInCool]

$3.25 for a lucious non-bovine creature

[slum_goddess]

i'm pleased prostituion isn't against the law here. :)

[Redneck4sure]

$3.50 for a lucious creature that has feet instead of hoofs, claws or paws. :bigsmile:

[DudeAsInCool]

$3.60

[Redneck4sure]

You must know something about her I don't to bid so much. Based on that assumption I will go to $3.75 because she must be kinkier than 40 yards of grapevine.

[DudeAsInCool]

$3.50 for a lucious creature that has feet instead of hoofs, claws or paws. :bigsmile:

Hoofs and claws are in these days, Redneck. Look who's in the White House

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I'll go $3.99, for the 29 and under super fare redeye

[Redneck4sure]

$4.10 if she swallows. $4.25 if she is underage. $4.35 if I am related to her.

[DudeAsInCool]

$4.10 if she swallows. $4.25 if she is underage. $4.35 if I am related to her.

$4.37 - no sloppy seconds

[Redneck4sure]

It's gettin' kinda expensive. I guess I will take sloppy seconds. My consolation is that you won't mess it up much.

[DudeAsInCool]

It's gettin' kinda expensive. I guess I will take sloppy seconds. My consolation is that you won't mess it up much.

You're a better man than me - she's all yours :horny:

[KiwiCoromandel]

i`m suddenly starting to lose interest in the bidding procedure........ :sick: :sick: :sick: