Multi-Purpose Household Tools

[DudeAsInCool]

Roll this simple massager across your back or over any sore area of your body to feel the relief. Its rollers are designed to deliver just the right amount of relaxing pressure to all those achy muscles.

http://store.yahoo.com/suzannes4u/allnatandski12.html

[method77]

muhahaha!

[DudeAsInCool]

[Yoda]

does anyone else see those words being blurry?

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[rainbowdemon]

does anyone else see those words being blurry?

?

They look fine to me!!

[Wolfie]

does anyone else see those words being blurry?

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What words?

[Redneck4sure]

see what?

[KiwiCoromandel]

blurry??? nothing wrong with my eyes...now where do the batteries go in that wooden thingee??.. :P

[Tiremonkey2000]

my eyes my eyes :rotfl:

[slum_goddess]

why don't they just call it a dildo and be done w/it?

[DudeAsInCool]

why don't they just call it a dildo and be done w/it?

Speaking of which:

2005-02-04 17:13:00

Sex games end with electric toothbrush in young man's rectum

The operating center of the Moscow rescue service has recently received a very strange, albeit a very funny call. A 25-year-old Muscovite called and said that his girlfriend had pushed an electric toothbrush up his anus. The toothbrush was turned on during the process, the young man specified.

An operator said that the man was extremely shy to talk about such an intricate occurrence. His voice was trembling when the operator was asking him for details. As it became known, the young man was having a session of sex games with his girlfriend. It suddenly occurred to the girl to use a vibrating electric toothbrush in order to experience an absolutely different kind of pleasure. The enterprising lovers decided to turn the toothbrush on, and the girl carefully forced it inside the man's rectum. It just so happened that the toothbrush slipped out of the girl's hands because of abundant lubricant that she had applied on the "extreme vibrator." The dental-care device made its way down the rectum alone. It became impossible to take the toothbrush out as a result of such a daring sexual experiment.

The two lovers made their way to a hospital, but doctors refused to help them: medics said that they did not have appropriate tools for it. The desperate young man decided to dial the number of the Moscow rescue service. However, when the rescue squad arrived to the hospital, they did not find either the unfortunate man or his "resourceful" girlfriend. The young people and the toothbrush apparently decided to find a different way out of the situation, without attracting any public attention to their delicate problem.

http://funreports.com/2005/02/04/58100.html

[Redneck4sure]

If he used the right toothpaste I bet his farts don't smell as bad. :)

[Wolfie]

why don't they just call it a dildo and be done w/it?

They are afraid of the FCC.

[method77]

If he used the right toothpaste I bet his farts don't smell as bad. :)

[KiwiCoromandel]

you could say that the young man and his girlfriend had a " brush-up ".....

brushup

n : practice intended to polish performance (that`d do it!!!) or refresh the memory (of where you put your toothbrush last night!!!)

[rainbowdemon]

why don't they just call it a dildo and be done w/it?

Because it's not. When I was still married, my wife had a job as a waitress. Sometimes her calf muscles would bother her. Rolling that on them kind of hard helped a lot. That device actually has non-sexual uses.

[Redneck4sure]

All he needs now is a Listerine enema and his farts will smell like roses.

I wonder how often he has used a toothbrush in this manner. I also wonder if he uses it to brush his teeth.

"Man, your breath smells like shit!"

"Well it ought to. I just brushed my teeth."

[rainbowdemon]

I think Red really likes this tooth brush thing!!

;)

[Redneck4sure]

Not as much as your sig and avatar but it is ok.

[rainbowdemon]

I wanted to use the sig gif as an avatar. But when I resized it, the animation stopped working.

[Redneck4sure]

I didn't know it was animated. I turned of the ad blocker. She looks even better animated.

[slum_goddess]

That device actually has non-sexual uses.

i'm sure it does but LOOK AT IT. i mean c'mon! i've seen other rollers that look way less like dicks.

Redneck, you're losing it--you missed the opportunity to use the 'i'd hit it' thingy.

[DudeAsInCool]

brushup....    to refresh the memory (of where you put your toothbrush last night!!!)

:rotfl:

[Shawn]

I think I could get that to work Joe. Email the gif to me if you want.

[Shawn]

cough