Screen Lick

[DudeAsInCool]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/screenlick.php

[Wolfie]

Hmmm.....

Licking pussy.....

.......CAT!!!!!!!!!!

[DudeAsInCool]

Hmmm.....

Licking pussy.....

.......CAT!!!!!!!!!!   

:rotfl:

[slum_goddess]

*sigh* you boyz and yer one-track minds.

[DudeAsInCool]

*sigh* you boyz and yer one-track minds.

What minds???

[Redneck4sure]

here kitty, kitty, kitty.......

[KiwiCoromandel]

a story about licking stuff....

Winnie's Problem

Some Lady: Why do you think Winnie sits so close to the television like that with her face up against the screen?

Mother: She's a kid. That's what they do.

Some Lady: No I don't think that's normal.

Mother: Well it's normal for Winnie. She's a curious creature. She likes to see things up close.

Some Lady: Well I guess she likes to taste things to because she's licking the screen again.

Mother: Hey Winnie cut it out! What did Mama tell you? Television sets aren't for licking!

Winnie had astigmatism, so everything always looked blurry to her.

Winnie would use her sense of taste as a back up.

She always remembered things by what it felt like to lick them, and more importantly the taste that was in her mouth after she had licked them.

Everyone assumed Winnie was a crazy child. But then one day, in the middle of playtime at kindergarten, the school nurse stopped by and gave all the kids an eye test.

"Let's see which one of you kids is blind!" said the nurse after letting out a hearty chuckle, and hanging an eye chart on the wall with masking tape.

Winnie pulled a "Winnie" when it was her turn to take the eye test.

She walked up to the eye chart and licked it; she then walked over to the nurse and licked her hand.

"Looks like someone needs glasses!" said the nurse as she wiped Winnie's drool off of her hand.

So Winnie finally got glasses, and things stopped looking blurry.

She kept on licking things though.

But she found that now that she could actually see what she was licking…

It wasn't as tasty.

[rainbowdemon]

*sigh* you boyz and yer one-track minds.

I don't know. Most of the girls I've been involved with over the years always liked a good p*ssy lickin".

:horny:

[KiwiCoromandel]

speaking of pussy and cats here`s a couple of pics taken about an hour ago of my kitten looking at my monitor...he`s asking dumbass dad why this is the third time this morning that i have had to reinstall windows xp.....why??? last night i started getting corrupt and missing error messages for hal32.dll and i couldn`t complete the reboot process..i`ve just found the problem..a misconfigured boot.ini file..repair, rebuild, reboot!!!

[KiwiCoromandel]

and again...

[Redneck4sure]

rainbow!! :good job:

Good lookin cat Kiwi. May he/she will be reincarnated as computer expert in the next life and is getting a head start.

[KiwiCoromandel]

rainbow!! :good job:

Good lookin cat Kiwi. May he/she will be reincarnated as computer expert in the next life and is getting a head start.

she`d need to, the amount of pc trouble i`ve had since last night..seems to be ok now..... <_>

[Tiremonkey2000]

I don't know. Most of the girls I've been involved with over the years always liked a good p*ssy lickin".

:horny:

I agree