France Changes Name to Stinkland!

[DudeAsInCool]

IT'S OFFICIAL! FRANCE STINKS!

In an announcement which is stunning the world, France has decided to change its name permanently to Stinkland.

The French Cabinet's Council of Ministers unanimously voted in favor of the change, which will take effect on Bastille Day, July 14th.

According to Council spokesperson Jacques Mouffette, "Our country is so well known for its pungent aromas -- our runny cheeses, spoiled meats, overflowing sewage systems, and citizens who don't bathe or use deodorant -- that we decided to capitalize upon it with the name change."

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61672

[Shawn]

Are you sure? I heard they were switching it to "Freedom".

[Wolfie]

Are you sure? I heard they were switching it to "Freedom".

Considering the results of the US 2004 election, that would be Canada's new nickname. ;)

[slum_goddess]

Are you sure? I heard they were switching it to "Freedom".

[DudeAsInCool]

I dont know about you guys, but I prefer French wine to Texas crude

[Redneck4sure]

I dont know about you guys, but I prefer French wine to Texas crude

You would. <_>

whar's my list? I knowed it is around here somwhar.

[slum_goddess]

have another hit, Redneck, and get back to us when you find it.

[KiwiCoromandel]

it`s official.....the weeklyworldnews stinks.......it prints shit and the word (and the smell) has finally leaked out...but no one will even wipe their arse on it because there`s too many splinters in the third rate newsprint that it`s printed on.......the new name is now the shithouseweeklyworldnews..... what a rag....... <_>

Edited February 1, 2005 by kiwibank

[slum_goddess]