50 most loathsome amerikans 04

[slum_goddess]

from the Beast: no. 50's the poisonous cunt, no. 40's laura bush:

40. Laura Bush

Crimes: Oh the first lady, what an inspiration she must be to android researchers everywhere. Smile, nod, smile, (look interested) nod, put on $50,000 dress, suck off the president and there you have a typical day for the first lady. Corporate yes-wives like her will hasten the coming of mandated burkas for American women. Actually looks related to George, which might explain their mongoloid children.

Smoking Gun: She married George Bush.

the preznit's only no. 6: Crimes: Too numerous to mention. The worst piece of shit ever to run this country, including King George III; when’s the last time a president made half his country want to move to Canada? Lays claim to the legacy of Jesus Christ as he hungrily sucks what little life-essence is left from the world. Appears to be only dimly aware that he is destroying the future, but seems to think it’s kind of funny.

Smoking Gun: Too numerous to mention.

3. You

Crimes: You gaze idly at the carnage around you, sigh, and go calmly back to your coffee and your People magazine. You can’t stop buying useless crap, though you’re drowning in a deepening pool of debt. You think you’re an activist because you bitch all day on the internet, but you reelect the same gangsters at a 99% rate. You consider yourself informed because you waste a significant portion of your life watching the same three news stories cycle over and over again on your gargantuan, aerodynamic television set while you eat processed food. You really thought everything would be okay if Kerry won. Not only do you believe in an invisible man who magically farted out the universe, you also excoriate and marginalize those who disagree. You have a poorer understanding of your country’s foreign policy history than a third world peasant, but you can’t wait to see what Julia Roberts will be wearing at the Oscars. You cheer as Ukrainians challenge an election based on exit poll data, but keep waiting around for someone else to fix your problems. You can’t think, you can’t organize and you won’t act. This is all your fault.

nb: i'm not agreeing w/the numbers, just posting for your edification. :)

[DudeAsInCool]

The writers of the article should be listed as number one on their list - they mix a lot of apples and oranges, and although their humor is scathing, it gets old quickly.

[Redneck4sure]

Kerry finished higher on the list than Bush. I hope Bush doesn't find out.

[Ken]

I can't stand "The Beast".

I like truth, not the alternate universe version of Fox News. That's why I stopped reading it (it's free though, which is a given for how shitty it is).

However....

I like this article.

[KiwiCoromandel]

" This is all your fault ".....so there!!!

Edited January 30, 2005 by kiwibank

[slum_goddess]

funnily enough, in the 2+ weeks i've been back i've begun to think of 'them' over there and us over here and i'm not so depressed about things, go figure.

[Ken]

"This is all your fault "

Who is "your"? I don't think I've ever met this person.

[Shawn]

#50 Nice grasp of history

[slum_goddess]

i saw that clip yesterday and hope that everyone everywhere sees it as well. i hope she goes down in flames w/her poison ASAP.

[DudeAsInCool]

#50 Nice grasp of history

She's an idiot and an indefatigable liar

[slum_goddess]

yeah Dude, that would be cool in a sane amerika but the one we have believes her bullshit, that's what worries me.

[DudeAsInCool]

yeah Dude, that would be cool in a sane amerika but the one we have believes her bullshit, that's what worries me.

I dont know a soul that believes her....

[slum_goddess]

i don't either but i'm assuming since she's such a favored fucking TV/radio guest and her goddamn bullshit book is/was a best seller.

hey Redneck? do you believe her poisonous trash? (watch, he won't answer cause he DOES)

[Redneck4sure]

I dont know a soul that believes her....

I believe! :bow:

[Redneck4sure]

hey Redneck? do you believe her poisonous trash? (watch, he won't answer cause he DOES)

Irrefutable truth she speaketh.

[slum_goddess]