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TRYING TO MAKE ENGINEERING SOUND SEXY IS A CHORE WHEN YOUR ALBUM IS SITTING AT NO. 231,392 ON AMAZON'S SALES CHART

There's gangsta rap. And now there's geekster rap.

It's all because of Rajeev Bajaj, a 39-year-old chemical engineer from Fremont who is either going to become the def jammer of the science and technology domain or the poster boy for excruciatingly embarrassing nerdiness.

Bajaj recently spent $15,000 of his own money forming an independent record label and hiring musicians to perform four rap and hip-hop songs he wrote in praise of the engineering profession. He hopes his debut album, ``Geek Rhythms,'' will convince America that engineers indeed are cool.

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here`s a song for him..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Engineers Song

Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ted,

A po' College kid barely kept his family fed,

But then one day he was talking to a recruiter,

"They'll pay ya big bucks if ya work on computers",

VAX that is ... Terminal's ... Workstations;

Well the first thing ya know ol' Ted's an Engineer,

The kinfolk said "Ted, move away from here!",

They all said "Arizona's the place ya oughta be",

So he bought some donuts and moved to Ahwatukee,

Motorola that is ... dry heat ... no 'musement parks;

On his first day at work they stuck him in a cube,

Fed him more donuts and sat him at a tube,

"Your project's late but we know what we can do,

instead of 40 hours, we'll work you fifty-two!"

OT that is ... Unpaid ... Mandatory

The weeks rolled by and things were looking bad,

Most schedules slipped and some managers were mad,

They called another meetin' to decide upon a fix,

Their answer was simple, "We will work him sixty-six"

Tired that is ... Stressed out ... No social life

Months turned into years and his hair was turning gray,

Ted was workin' hard while his life slipped away,

He was just waitin' to retire when he hit sixty-four,

Instead he got a call and they showed him to the door,

Laid-off that is ... Debriefed ... Unemployed ...

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he must have seen 'office space'

great fucking film :lol:

'yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh'

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Some great Geekster Rap is MC Hawking - A brief History of Rhyme.

All the tracks are basically about how hard Stephen Hawking is, and if you don't believe it he'll shove his 9 mm up your ass.

Great Stuff.

http://www.mchawking.com/

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this is great, from the great man himself: 'it's very funny. in an odd sort of way i'm quite flattered.'

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"Yo, this one goes out to all you punk bitches who think the hawk man is soft just 'cause I'm wicked smart.

Listen up, I got somethin' ta say.

Straight outa Oxford a crazy mother fucker named Hawking.

When I be rocking the mic, you be talking... at me, 'cause I'm a bad mama-jamma.

You want to lock me up, put my ass in the slamma.

.. but fuck that shit 'cause no jail can hold me, you can't even catch me, much less control me.

So if you see me commin' you better duck, 'cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck."

Dudes, MC Hawking is pretty bad ass.

I don't dare hit my porch to drink a 40 for fear he'll do a chair-bye.

Edited by kill.rhythm
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:lol::lol::lol:
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