Turn Your Cell Phone Into a Sex Toy!

[DudeAsInCool]

Cell Phones That Do It 

By Regina Lynn  |   Also by this reporter Page 1 of 2 next »

02:00 AM Dec. 17, 2004 PT

Sex Drive

A few columns ago, I mentioned my longing for a Treo 650. It's a cell phone, yes, but it's also a camera, an MP3 player, a phone book, an organizer. You can browse the web, check your e-mail, chat over IM, create spreadsheets and edit Microsoft Word documents, all from a device that fits in a shirt pocket.

With all of the business functions covered, I suppose it's no surprise that the next big thing in cell phones is to turn them into sex toys. In fact, one of the Wired News editors says it was a natural progression, considering everything else you can do with the dang things. (When I put him on the spot with "Would you buy one?" he responded, suavely, "I prefer specialized devices. I'm not an all-in-one kind of guy.")

Read more here:

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,66052,00.html

[Ken]

What a coincidence.

I've always wanted to shove people's cell phones up their asses.

[DudeAsInCool]

I've always wanted to shove people's cell phones up their asses.

:good job: :rotfl:

[slum_goddess]

there's a joke about cellphones and asses here somewhere...oh never mind.

moving right along, y'wanna know what's funny? in amerika some call their butts 'fannys.' here it's the other way around, a fanny is the front entrance (so to speak). well, i thought it funny.

[Malicious Intent]

Why is it that everytime an American is on a live TV show they say fanny?

Then they play all innocent, or put the host in an awkward postion by saying "why, what does it mean here?" :wha':

[slum_goddess]

i don't know why...i just know that when talking about 'a christmas carol' last year, my Scottish friend Alma almost died laughing when i mentioned Fanny (Scrooge's lameass sister or girlfriend, don't remember) and that's how i know that in the states, a fanny is a butt but here, it's around the corner...oh, you know.