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DudeAsInCool

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  1. How about this for buying an election? *** Corporate Tax Cut Bill Sat Oct 23,12:30 AM ET By PETE YOST, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - President Bush (news - web sites) showered $136 billion in new tax breaks on businesses, farmers and other groups Friday, quietly signing the most sweeping rewrite of corporate tax law in nearly two decades. ...The legislation also includes about $10 billion in assistance for tobacco farmers. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...id=544&ncid=716
  2. So how many correct answers, RB?
  3. Family Back From Vacation Finds Stranger Living In Their House Family's Belongings Removed From House October 22, 2004 DOUGLASVILLE, Ga. -- A Georgia family is trying to figure out why a woman moved into their home while they were away on vacation. Beverly Mitchell, of the Atlanta suburb of Douglasville, said she returned from 2½ weeks in Greece to find that her personal belongings -- including clothes, furniture and dishes -- had been removed. She said most of the carpet had also been taken out and the house had been redecorated. "I was ready to strangle this woman," Mitchell said. Read more here: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/3841819/detail.html
  4. 64-year-old woman vigorously dances striptease at night club in Ekaterinburg Sixty-four-year-old lady from the Russian city of Ekaterinburg, Galina Volkova, works as a strip dancer in one of the city clubs. "Guys like to see me moving on stage - I can see that in their eyes! Music turns me on so much," the woman said. Read the full enticing story here: http://funreports.com/2004/10/21/56731.html
  5. WooooHoooo :good job: :psychofun: :jammintwo: :jammin: :Here's to you: :dancin: :frog: :electroguitar: :par-taaay: :partae:
  6. Who ever gets the most answers right wins a Free Large Beatking T-Shirt (black with white lettering) Be the first one on your block to have one Post your score. If there is more than one winner, an elimination quiz will be posted. Everyone who posts a score is eligible Here's the Rock quiz http://www.fi.edu/fellows/fellow1/oct98/quiz/
  7. We're still on the countdown in LA...I think I will pour myself a drink or three
  8. he's been busy with work and school and real life stuff... we're lucky to have him when he's here :)
  9. Just remember I once met Christian Brando, too - he used to frequent a restaurant I used to go to
  10. http://www.netcartoon.net/naaas/doquiz.php *** Only 16 out of 20 'cause I got trigger happy :(
  11. http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm
  12. I think they Yanks have done pretty good since the 1920s...I dont imagine them not staying in the winning tradition. They ARE the winningest team in sports...
  13. Im as confident about this bet as I was about the Yankees
  14. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
  15. Love-making British couple sparks emergency Police respond to apparent distress call from woman Updated: 10:00 a.m. ET Oct. 20, 2004 LONDON - British police sprang into operation after receiving an emergency phone alert from a woman in apparently in some distress — only to discover it had accidentally been made by a couple having sex. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6289011 *** I guess the pedal was to the metal
  16. Do you think Jeb is a reptilian? Why they lock their doors in Florida...
  17. We will see...I bet they pick up Pedro Martinez from Boston
  18. Do you crave financial freedom? Do you dream of one day owning that Aspen vacation home, or a cigarette boat that will rattle the windows of even the most sumptuous yacht? You TOO can get rich, if you merely follow my simple rules to financial excellence. It only requires 2 steps! STEP 1: Find a compulsive gambler, who happens to be a Republican. (Don’t worry! There are HUNDREDS of them!) STEP 2: Brag like a mad bastard about the poor re-election prospects of Bush. Raise your voice, and proclaim that ONLY A GODDAMN FOOL would think Bush has a chance in Hades of escaping humiliation on Nov. 2. STEP #3: Once this Republican is good and lathered up, say: “Oh YEAH? Well I bet you THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS that Bush will not win his home state!” And that’s it. You will become rich. I have made this bet with close to 70 Republicans. On November 3rd, they will have no choice but to pay up, once it is clear that Bush has failed to win the state of Connecticut. One of the people with whom I have made this wager figured out the trick. (We shall call him SATCHEL). Satchel looked up Bush’s place of birth on Google, and was quite shocked to see that Bush is a New Englander - born in that small Texas town of New Haven, Connecticut. But Satchel is a gambler of Good Faith. He admitted he made the Wrong Bet, and has paid me the $3000 wager in advance. I have used that $3000 to hire an Enormous Goon w/ Hairy Knuckles. He will accompany me on my November 3rd rounds, when I will collect my winnings from these SUCKERS and FOOLS. If they don’t pay up, this Goon will hold them down while I cut off their big toes. Have you ever seen someone with no big toes try to walk? It is near impossible. They look like a penguin on Quaaludes. Yes, they will have no choice but to pay up. In summation: You TOO can get rich off my scheme! We shall march on a road of bones!
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