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Happy Birthday, dude!!!!! :scratchin: :strumma: :good job: *drunk* :dancin: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :electroguitar:

UK pet owners fear bestselling dog glasses London, Nov. 8. (Guardian News Service): To American pet-owners they are a dog's best friend. But on Saturday British animal welfare groups warned that canine spectacles could be as much of a hindrance as a help to short-sighted mutts. http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/holnus/...00411081715.htm

Can I have second helpings?

Jones Soda Co. Launches Five New Holiday Flavors Monday November 8, 9:30 am ET SEATTLE--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Nov. 8, 2004--Jones Soda Co. (the "Company" or "Jones Soda" or "Jones") (OTC:JSDA - News; TSX VENTURE:JSD - News), announces today its limited edition holiday pack of five new seasonal flavors which includes: Green Bean Casserole Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter Soda, Fruitcake Soda, Cranberry Soda and Turkey & Gravy Soda. http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/041108/85485_1.html

>Letter To America > >In the light of your failure to elect a human as President of the USA and >thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your >independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II >will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other >territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime >minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who >have >until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will >appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. >Congress >and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next >year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a >British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with >immediate effect: > >1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. >Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed >at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be >reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the >letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will >learn >to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your >love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix >"ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix >'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell >Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. >Generally, >you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up >"vocabulary". >Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such >as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of >communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in >the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language >then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your >vocabulary >then you won't have to use bad language as often. > >2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on >your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take >account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize". > >3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. >It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, >upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to >learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as >"Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking >about >regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in >England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it >Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, >Floridashire, Louisianashire. > >4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the >good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play >English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red >Dwarf" >will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience >who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. > >5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The >Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to >get >confused and give up half way through. > >6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind >of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good >game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your >borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You >will no >longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. >Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a >difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play >rugby >(which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping >for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like >nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side >by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an >event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside >of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond >your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will >be >allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball >without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. > >7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no >longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a >vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to >handle >potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to >carry a vegetable peeler in public. > >8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2th will be a new >national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive >Day". > >9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your >own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. >All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start >driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go >metric >with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. >Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of >humour. > >10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French >fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though >97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are >not >aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling >potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and >fried >in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should >be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive >with customers. > >11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to >all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be >doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. > >12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually >beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will >be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted >provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as >"American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Donkey >Piss", >with >the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose >product >will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Donkey Piss". This will allow >true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech >Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. > >13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you >will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with >the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA >and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US >gallon - get used to it). > >14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns or >lawyers. The fact that you need so many lawyers shows that you're not adult >enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're >not >adult enough to sort things out without suing someone then you're not grown >up >enough to handle a gun. > >15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. > >Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to >ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank >you for your co-operation. > >-------------------------- >John Godfrey >Meedja Limited >020 8747 2056 >www.meedja.co.uk >-------------------------- > >

An accurate assessment. The big music companies may become dinasours if they dont embrace technology..

Thanx for the tip...and Welcome to Beatking :strumma:

WoooHooo! Happy Birthday! *drunk* :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog:

The Bush administration has made absolutely no progress and they have no policy...

Very cool

You are walking a very thin line, Redneck

Thank God I live in Hollywood - that's one place the Republicans will NEVER get a foothold in

Me neither :sick:

I'm high on life

Those kids must be batty

There go those 'moral values' again :reallymad:

Well put. I'd vote for you in a heartbeat, ken. I think its time to bring your alter-ego out on Tuesday... :good job:

I have an uzi beneath my jacket, too

I could chew on any of those pieces

And there's another sequel to Night of the Living Dead and a whole bunch of ghoul pics coming down the pike. Let's face it - dead is in - just look at the White House

The Incredibles, the lastest from Pixar, the little studio that only produces hits, is the big one this weekend. Who's checking it out? *** BOX OFFICE MOJO THEATER COUNTS REPORT -- ----------------------- NOVEMBER 5 Title (Distributor) / Theater Count (Change) / Week # NEW The Incredibles (Buena Vista) / 3,933 Alfie (Paramount) / 2,215 Fade to Black (Paramount Classics) / 170 Callas Forever (Regent Releasing) / 6 (LA, NYC) Bear Cub (TLA Releasing) / 1 (NYC) EXPANDING Shall We Dance (Miramax) / 2,542 (+66) / 4 Saw (Lions Gate) / 2,467 (+152) / 2 Ray (Universal) / 2,460 (+454) / 2 The Motorcycle Diaries (Focus) / 268 (+4) / 7 Vera Drake (Fine Line) / 93 (+6) / 4 Stage Beauty (Lions Gate) / 78 (+8) / 5 Sideways (Fox Searchlight) / 66 (+50) / 3 Vanity Fair (Focus) / 57 (+1) / 10 NASCAR 3D: The IMAX Experience (IMAX) (Warner Bros.) / 35 (+3) / 35 Undertow (United Artists) / 30 (+10) / 3 Enduring Love (Paramount Classics) / 24 (+19) / 2 A Dirty Shame (Fine Line) / 13 (+1) / 8 The Machinist (Paramount Classics) / 13 (+5) / 3 Remember Me, My Love (IDP) / 6 (+3) / 10 I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (Paramount Classics) / 2 (+1) / 21 NO CHANGE

Not necessarily. The website could be wrong. I like your teacher's theory better :P

I guesss she didn't like Sushi or was averse to a threesome

Sharon Osbourne once beat up a Japanese groupie who climbed into bed with her and husband Ozzy. The 'X Factor' judge was furious when the woman snuck into Ozzy's hotel room in the hope of sleeping with him - so she took physical action. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/13022004.htm