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SOFTWARE ENGINEERS: Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities) . There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She must _NOT_ be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT or USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer. DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I’m looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply. LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidatefor the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lordi.e.Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. DRUNKARD: Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average…..

Anyone see any good movies lately? My hubby and I just watched "The Reader." I wanted to see it because I knew it was about Kate Winslet's character who went on trial for something she did wrong. I knew it had something to do with the Holocaust, and I wanted to see it in another angle. It was good, but pretty slow. And the ending didn't have the most optimal resolution. There is a lot of nudity in it, so caution!! I love movies. Well, I should say certain ones. Historical fiction is a favorite. Psycho thrillers are awesome. Period films are another fav. Any good suggestions?

What can I do so I won't smoke again? Hey Lets make the World Smoke Free The hardest part about quitting is breaking the habits that go along with it. For example, if you are used to smoking with your friends when you are hanging out together, it will be hard to hang around with them and not smoke. The best way to keep from smoking is to not put yourself in situations with people who smoke and to stay away from places where you are used to smoking. Avoid places and situations where you normally smoke. Spend a few days or a week away from your friends who smoke. Go to non-smoking places with your friends, like the mall or the movies. Don't drink alcohol. Alcohol will likely lower your willpower and increase your chances of having a cigarette. If your family smokes, ask them to not smoke in your room. Exercise. It will take your mind off smoking, make you feel better, and keep you healthy. Plan activities during the first couple of weeks to take your mind off smoking. It will be easier to quit if you keep yourself busy. Buy lots of carrots, celery, and other healthy foods so you can munch instead of smoke.