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The Hunter

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  1. Redneck walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

    'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'

    His wife is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'

    The man says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.'

  2. Believe it or not, Sex with robots will not only happen, you will be able to program your desires:

    "If you're younger than 35, you'll probably live long enough to put David Levy's prediction to the test. Levy says that by 2050 we'll be creating robots so lifelike, so imbued with human-seeming intelligence and emotions, as to be nearly indistinguishable from real people. And we'll have sex with these robots. Some of us will even marry them. And it will all be good.

    Levy lays out his vision of a Brave New Carnal World in Love and Sex With Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relationships, which, despite its extended riffs on sex toys through the ages, is a snigger-free book."

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    Sex with a robot is commonplace for most married men. LOL

  3. Setzer is a real showman, and probably best remembered from when he played with the stray cats. His newer music has a lot of old rockabilly, with a smattering of big band thrown in.

  4. Subject: Headache

    HEADACHE REMEDY

    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed

    when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

    "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my

    penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's

    up to you."

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