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Shawn

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  1. Not exactly a banner year for that extended family.
  2. I'll add a couple: The Band - The Weight Billy Joe Royal - Down in the Boondocks Roy Orbison - Only the Lonely Elvis - Are you lonesome tonight? Dion - Runaround Sue Del Shannon - Runaway Marcels - Blue Moon Gene Chandler - Duke of Earl Beach Boys - I get around Stones - Paint it Black Sonny & Cher - I got you babe (snicker) Beatles - Hey Jude Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson I'll leave it there, but guys like Johnny Cash were considered rock back then too. edited - to remove one I inadvertently repeated
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    Yeah, I like it too. Admittedly I'm impatient by nature, but I imagine more people will join all the time.
  4. That's sounds funnier to me than you probably find it. Well worded.
  5. Hey, he's the one that spammed it there, now he has to face true spammers away from their appearances of non-spamming. j/k
  6. Jefferson Airplane had some good stuff......I sort of lose interest by the time I get around to their "Starship" stuff. edit- but Homer likes "we built this city..." My father was/is a big fan of hits from the 50's/60's. As a result I can really dig tunes like "Mac the Knife" or "Down in the boondocks".
  7. A fine question. Spamming is just wrong under any circumstance.
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    Offensive Jokes

    (okay, last one and then I'll behave a bit :rolleyes:) Laura Bush is the celebrity contestant on Password and it's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over for the audience: And the password is. . . an African-American's wang! Laura: Um. . . is it a place? Her parter: No. Laura: Is it a person? Her partner: No. Laura: Hmm, then it must be a thing. Um, is it something I might want to eat? Her partner, exasperated: Well, I dunno, maybe. Nancy: Is it an African-American's wang?
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    A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to urinate. When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous member he had ever seen. As he pees, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member of the tiny man dressed in green. The leprechaun zips up and the man asks him if he is indeed a real leprechaun. The little man says, "Aye me boy, I'm a leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes." "Oh neat," comes the reply, "What do I need to do?" "Well, havin' such a large tallywhacker makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin' and all... I'll grant you your three wishes if you wouldn't mind providing some relief." The man is a bit taken aback, but agrees, because he knows he can wish for anything he wants later. After the green man has finished, he starts to walk away. The guy says, "Hey, what about my three wishes?" The leprechaun asks, "How old are you me boy?" "25," he says. "Aren't you a bit too old to still be believin' in leprechauns?"
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    Offensive Jokes

    A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing. "Yes, but you know how I love to fish..." "But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?" "Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish" A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex." "I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..." The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex." "Yeah, but she's got mouth rot; and you know how I love to fish..." Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated: "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that." "It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."
  11. A good example of a young artist that forgets that she's always on the record. An old warhorse like Maddonna would have released a press statement that she had plans to marry one of Liza Minelli's ex-husbands and then sued the paper for slander. Incidentally, I found it shocking when I openned the page how similar she looked to Denise Richards in that pic.
  12. Well, might as well get this moving. It is time to pick your brains. 1 What was the most overrated artist/group of the 90's? 2 What was the most underrated artist/group of the 90's? 1) Madonna/Jacko 2) tougher question to me, I'll go with the Black Crows.
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    Offensive Jokes

    I heard yesterday that Princess Diana was on the radio. and dashboard and steering wheel and windshield and .....
  14. Right on Rainbowdemon, the 70's rocked. Only equaled by my love of the 90's music. :D I can't pick a favourite band from either era, but just a few of the notables would be: Golden Earring Kiss ELO Steve Miller Queen Collective Soul Nirvana Soundgarden Live Counting Crows
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