Cerebral_Assassin

I guess if you think about it, I mean really think about it...... BOOGERS ARE FACE TURDS.

I like funny pictures as well as anyone, but there's a line that we do not cross. I will admit that Dubya is probably the worst Prez we've had....at least in my lifetime anyway. I was sent this pic in an e-mail and I don't find it a bit funny considering what the people down in Louisiana are going through. I wanted you all to see it just to prove that there are some sick bastards out there, although I think you all already know that. This pic was sent in an e-mail titled Dubya's vacation.

R.I.P Bob.....you brought me many hours of laughter and joy as Maynard G. Krebbs and as Gilligan.............may our memories of you live on.

Man sentenced to up to 3 years in prison for killing puppy PARKERSBURG, W.Va. A Parkersburg man will spend up to three years in prison for killing a six-week-old puppy by throwing it at an entertainment center and a wall and twisting its head. At his sentencing yesterday in Wood County Circuit Court, 27-year-old Justin Lee Bock also was ordered to pay a five-thousand-dollar fine. He also was barred from possessing an animal or living in a house with an animal for 15 years. Bock had pleaded guilty to the unlawful killing of an animal, which is a felony. He apologized for his actions, telling Judge George Hill that an argument with his wife, who was his girlfriend at the time, triggered the September 2004 incident. Hill rejected a request from Bock's attorneys for an alternative sentence. He cited the defendant's criminal record, which included traffic offenses, destruction of property and battery. Information from: Andrea Wilcox/WTAP-TV, http://www.wtap.com

Queen and Paul Rodgers - Return Of The Champions (2CD Set) CD1 01 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Reaching Out 02 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Tie Your Mother Down 03 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - I Want To Break Free 04 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Fat Bottomed Girls 05 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Wishing Well 06 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Another One Bites The Dust 07 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Crazy Little Thing Called Love 08 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Say It's Not True 09 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - '39 10 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Love Of My Life 11 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Hammer To Fall 12 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Feel Like Making Love 13 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Let There Be Gene 14 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - I'm In Love With My Car 15 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Guitar Solo 16 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Last Horizon CD2 01 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - These Are The Days Of Our Lives 02 -Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - Radio Ga-Ga 03 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - Can't Get Enough 04 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - A Kind Of Magic 05 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - I Want It All 06 -Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - Bohemian Rhapsody 07 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - The Show Must Go On 08 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - All Right Now 09 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - We Will Rock You 10 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - We Are The Champions 11 -Queen + Paul Rodgers - God Save The Queen

I am the manager of a local c-store, right now our gas is $3.09, $3.19 and $3.29. The day before yesterday I was changing the price sign outside from $2.59 to $2.65 and a fellow drove by and called me a "motherfu**er".......yesterday when it went up to $3.09 a guy hollered at me and asked if the pumps were the same as the sign and I replied "yes".....he called me a "low life dirty motherf**er". Today a woman came in the store and looked at me and said...."I hope all you dirty f**kwads that have raised the price of the damned gasoline all fu**ing die". I wish people would get it through their hard assed heads that I don't make the prices, that decision is made somewhere else and then I get the call and have to do what my job is. Imagine the folks down in New Orleans right now......I bet they would pay more for a gallon of drinking water and not even care, gasoline is the least of their worries right now.

Her name is Amber, she is a Bengals cheerleader.....she is also an ICU nurse. I feel sick and I need to go to the hospital now.

Kentucky Rain - Elvis Presley

These Eyes - The Guess Who

The Tired Soldier The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war-weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

Happy B-Day!! I guess you qualify for the Senior Citizens discount at all the local retaurants and grocery stores now dontcha!!

Not sure what you're looking for but there's decent stuff here...... Secret Cinema

"Montrose - Jump On It" makes my list too.

Hey AK, does this help any?

mmmbop - hansen

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HAPPY B-DAY JOE!! birthdayJOE.wav

I started to post this the other day.....but I thought about it and couldn't do it. I couldn't even watch all of it. :nope:

HELP!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!

Kinda thought Pink Floyds Have A Cigar might be on there.

How many think these gas prices going up is just a ploy so they'll say to hell with buying oil from overseas......okay we give in, go ahead and drill in the Alaskan wilderness.....tear it up......to hell with the wildlife......it's our oil and it'll make the gas cheaper. I overheard a guy saying today that we all know the Bush family has oil, so why don't he step up and let the U.S. buy it from him at cheaper prices than the oil from over yonder.......he can't do that (i'm not taking up for Dubya) I was in politics for 4 years, albeit small town but it would be considered a conflict of interest if he was to sell us the Bush oil. We Americans are spoiled, they have been paying 2 to 3 times as much in European countries for a gallon of gas than we here in America have been for years. My wife and I were in the Bahama's almost 3 years ago and gas was $3.59 a gallon....at the time it was around $1.65 a gallon here. We might as well learn to live with it....probably going up again tomorrow.

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