NelsonG

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I unlocked the New Girl: Pepperwood sticker on #GetGlue! http://t.co/uA8l3s5W

New number just in case you've been trying to get a hold of me the past month. DM me if u need it

The Manti Te'o sextape: http://t.co/1NTJpE0a #lol

I earned 755 points for my workout on #Fitocracy! Check out my workout and become more awesome with me! http://t.co/nMe3JEfy

Long bread, no shortcake.

You ARE NOT the father! Lol

Lol it's not that serious RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: COPS: Two Strippers Cited for Brawling Over $1 Bill... http://t.co/8XNRERID

Look back at it, so I know it's real

Taylor streets are like fucking land mines!

Try? Flawless victory! lolRT @wandering_seer: Try to beat me! My Ruzzle username is 'w_seer'. @ruzzlegame http://t.co/kYWD0UHU

*Lil Jon voice* #shots #lol #flu season http://t.co/52tDeq4W

I earned 122 points for my workout on #Fitocracy! Check out my workout and become more awesome with me! http://t.co/C0HJ5UF4

I'm at Memorial Park w/ @sherenguerrero http://t.co/UfCgfbfq

#NowWatching #KillerKaraoke

I should probably go to sleep soon...

I'm at CITYCENTRE (Houston, TX) w/ 3 others http://t.co/GzUIprb3

That Mama movies looks stoopid! That little girls voice saying "mama" has already annoyed me lol

I unlocked the Fringe: Countdown to the Series Finale: Peter sticker on #GetGlue! http://t.co/52g0va63

My Workout For Thursday January 17 - I earned 722 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Walking (treadmill)... http://t.co/SCdr7NZr

Lil Jon is the undisputed king of the club! #NowPlaying Act A Fool ♫ Lil Jon Feat. Three 6 Mafia ♪ http://t.co/2jxM2IJh

World’s most industrious lazy man outsources all of his work to China http://t.co/iqyQNEFS @wandering_seer

I unlocked the DIRECTV Fan sticker on #GetGlue! http://t.co/web0u6wz

Wow RT @Deadspin: Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend, the most heartbreaking and inspirational story of (cont) http://t.co/VtCQLYYB

#Obama: "Weapons designed for the theater of war have no place in a movie theater" -- is it wrong I laughed at this bc of the irony?