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The Associated Press reports that A "Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas"

"An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe..."

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When Savana Redding was just 13 years old, she was strip-searched by school officials for allegedly possessing prescription-strength ibuprofen. This traumatizing search was based solely on the false and uncorroborated accusation of a classmate who was caught with similar pills.

Overzealous school officials violated Savana's rights and called into question basic constitutional protections for all students in schools across America.

Currently the Supreme Court is hearing arguments.

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A coach has resigned after he sent out an email at the beginning of the season intended to humor the parents. The link includes his original email as well as his notice of resignation.

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OK, here’s the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge “Team 7” for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. Green Death has had a long and colorful history, and I fully expect every player and parent to be on board with the team. This is not a team, but a family (some say cult), that you belong to forever. We play fair at all times, but we play tough and physical soccer. We have some returning players who know the deal; for the others, I only expect 110% at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull.

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PTA Mom Charged With Oral Copulation With A 13 Yr Old Boy

Newsday reports that "A Baldwin, N.Y., PTA mom who police said was found half-naked in a car with a 13-year-old boy was hit with additional criminal charges Wednesday after Nassau County prosecutors said DNA tests indicated she had oral sex with the boy."

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TAMPA - For almost two months, four middle school students continually picked on a 13-year-old schoolmate.

On April 30, authorities say, the bullying turned brutal.

While two of the students pinned down the victim on a locker room floor at Walker Middle School, the other two raped him with a broomstick and hockey stick, deputies said Friday.

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Handicapped Kids Forced Into Fight Club

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School Suspends Boy for Bloodshot Eyes

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Creepy Student

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Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Oklahoma math teacher in citizen's arrest of student

A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.

According to an Oklahoma Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”


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At least there was a happy ending, this time around ...