Local alligator discovered with knife in head

[Wolfie]

Popular Alligator Found Swimming With Knife Stuck In Head

Wildlife Officials Investigating Attack On Gator

POSTED: 1:14 pm EDT October 26, 2004

UPDATED: 1:36 pm EDT October 26, 2004

Florida Fish and Wildlife officers in Sarasota, Fla., are investigating the discovery of a popular alligator swimming with a large knife stuck in its head, according to Local 6 News.

The alligator, nicknamed Elvis by local residents, was apparently attacked this week in the pond he lives in. The alligator was spotted by residents swimming with the blade in its head.

Residents are angered by the attack, since Elvis has never been a problem and does not bother the ducks living in the pond.

Wildlife officials are trying to determine if the alligator can be saved.

http://www.local6.com/news/3852514/detail.html?fark

Authorities seek this man for questioning.

[Redneck4sure]

hint: look inside the alligator.

[Potato]

hint: look inside the alligator.

:rotfl:

[Ken]

hint: look inside the alligator.

Irony suggests it's Steve Irwin.

[DudeAsInCool]

Irony suggests it's Steve Irwin.

Forgive my ignorance - but who is Steve Irwin?

[jipper]

an aligator guy who loves crocs and aligators more then his wife.

[Redneck4sure]

loves crocs and aligators more then his wife.

Hell, I fit that description and I can't stand alligators. That ain't no croc. :D

[Wolfie]

an aligator guy who loves crocs and aligators more then his wife.

You forgot about his baby.

[Redneck4sure]

That goof-ball belongs in jail getting his sh## packed. :reallymad:

[joeyz]

That goof-ball belongs in jail getting his sh## packed. :reallymad:

woh! redneck.. I know your favorite movie is Deliverance, but most people view that activity/punishment as something that no one deserves....

[Redneck4sure]

He deserves it. Anyone that puts a baby in that danger needs a little "deliverance".

[Ken]

Everyone deserves something.

Some people need fudge in the ass; some people need a punch in the face.

When you get right down to, who cares? Let’s eat the baby ourselves and screw that alligator! (literally)

If i've offended anyone, because i'm sorta joining the Jipper club of offense, please strip my mod status; as a matter of fact, that would give me an erection!

[Redneck4sure]

screw that alligator! (literally)

Prolly need more lubricant than with sheep.

[Wolfie]

Prolly need more lubricant than with sheep.

Its good to have expert opinions in all fields on this board. ;)

[Redneck4sure]

that's what I'm here for.

[Ken]

Redneck, you are useful.

I'll grant you that!

:theughface: