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Sample exposes:
"Guess there was never any doubt. You put two little pink balls of fluff and a raging pimple of scrote in a 70s sauna, and the urge to kill is overwhelming.
It's gonna be a brutal HCwD of the Month douche-off next week. All sorts of hair gel flying, bling swinging, sunglass breaking, smirking, douchitude and hotness all spinning around a giant existential blender that makes you question God, morality and whether Fig Newtons are better than Oreos or not. I say yes."
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"The backwards baseball cap. The ridiculous muscle t-shirt. The pose. The dead rodent on his lower lip. The douchetude overwhelms. It permeates. It seeps through my eyes making me cry out, "Why! Dear God, why is this super hot piece of perfection standing within a three mile radius of this utterly ridiculous douchebag?"
The answer my friends, is blowing in the douche.
Okay, I'm done writing my comments. I'm going to stare at that perfect, luscious belly, the vague panty-line underneath that silky white mini-skirt, and that sexy expression and pound my head against the wall for a few hours."
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In our recent discussions of 'bag subgenre, I'd like to return to a discussion of the Chinbag for a moment.
We've established facial 'bag classifications as diverse as the tonguebag, the facial pubes and, of course, the douche-face.
But Chinbags occupy a strange sort of nether-region of 'bag classification. Like Kevin Spacey's predilection for 19 year old French boys, it's ambiguous, confused and smells vaguely like halibut.
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