Top 10 Masturbation stories of 2005

[Shawn]

Hit it!

[method77]

Infant Masturbation

drive-by splooging

[DudeAsInCool]

drive-by splooging

Vegetable vendor Mthavini Khoza said she condoned the boys' action.

"These boys are doing the right thing because their actions are likely to reduce the tendencies of wearing 3cm (sic) skirts in public and embarrass every woman," she said.

"I wish they rape them one day so they may start respecting their bodies," Khoza said.

One of the boys, a 14-year-old whose name cannot be revealed because of his age, had no qualms to speak about the incident.

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.

[Redneck4sure]

Where is our resident expert on the subject, Jipper?

[DudeAsInCool]

Where is our resident expert on the subject, Jipper?

Practice makes perfect

[Redneck4sure]

I thought the whole article was like a sore dick. You just can't beat it.

[DudeAsInCool]

I thought the whole article was like a sore dick. You just can't beat it.

I always suspected you were into Biguns - now I knows it

[Redneck4sure]

I used to be the president of the Beta club in high school. I was know as the "master Beta". :bigsmile:

Edited January 1, 2006 by Redneck4sure